EVILINI always fall on the right things
Straight through the roof of your problems
I can imagine you sprouting wings
And flying straight into the sunset
I think about my reality
It's so unnaturally weak
That's why I think of you constantly
Dreams are what pull me through
Cos you're my, you're my Evilin
I can't live with out you
You're my Evilin
I think I'd break without you
Right now I'll sit and laugh for you
Your gone but my minds still here with you
I think this moment is everlast
Please don't leave me
PETER PAN STOLE MY REALITY
You close your eyes in the dark
Write my name in the tree bark
Close calls are there to miss you
Stan, he did it just to diss you
You talk to me once or twice
I don't listen or take advice
My conscience ran up that hill
Go with me, say you will (1, 2, 1, 2 fuck you)
You know I'm gonna miss you, (Peter pan stole my reality)
Just give me one last/more chance to kiss you, (Peter pan stole my reality)
I always though I'd be the one to ditch you, (Peter pan stole my reality)
Cos peter pan stole my reality
I think about the times
We used to sit together
You told your friends about me
Then dumped me in a letter
Obsessive not progressive
Big Headed and unkind
So sweet and yet destroying
Make up your fucking mind
MADE IN JAPAN
That girl, when I see her face
I can barely even speak when I see her laughing
Can you tell? am I acting cool?
Or do I play the fool when she walks over to me?
Do you think | I wonder if, she's thinking about me?
I can't get her off my mind
She's the reason that I go to school and bother
Smiling at all
And then, on a cloudy day
She was my sunshine ray when she appreciated me
She seemed so incredibly kind
She nearly melted my mind when she asked me
And maybe we'll go out
And have a great time
Normally it would go all wrong
But as I'm singing this song I'm still smiling
GIMP
Your such a gimp, your personality's up there with a shrimp
I can't tell you how much I wanna hit you
Do you really think you better than me?
Your deeper knowledge is insulting to a tree
School's a much better place without you
Where's he gone, oh he's round the corner sniffing glue
I'm never gonna sink that low|Your just in it for a blow|I don't care if you can play Hey Joe!
You don't talk anymore, your girlfriend thinks you're a bore
She's gonna dump you and you'll go out with some whore
Why do you look so surprised?
You'll realise one day you're a townie in disguise
Your not that good even though you wear jumpers with a hood
You'll never score again even if you could
What are you doing in a threesome with a bloke?
Spit or swallow, or hopefully you'l choke
SKANK LIKE A PLANK
I'm not a fake, if you listen to me I'll tell you what I really am
Less than gracious, hate the racists, all the brains of a can of Spam
Never had it haven't got it don't want it won't have anything to do with it
Kill the sell outs, kick the king out cos he never really gave a shit
All the people in the house jump up and down come on lets bounce
To the rocking sound that I just found, take the mushrooms, smoke an ounce
Everyone lets see you grin, shout "Fuck Yeah!" when you see us win
Use the toilets for a wank, get on the stage and skank like a plank
I'm not a fake, if I come clean you'll see what I really mean
Not very funny, all I want is money to spend on what I please
Dead beat wrong street smelly feet tine to eat, don't rely on what you've heard
Kill the bad guy, save the girl, rule the world
Everyone loves a winner, not when they lose
Everyone wants to be here, she just wants to play the blues
All your hard work with nothing in the bank
So get drugged up, fuck shit up and skank like a plank
SARAH'S GONE TO FUCK HER BROTHER
I know you can't stand me for long
I may be cute but my jokes are getting old
It's the s-k-i the double n-y Skinny Lincon in the house
The i-i-n the c-o-n bringing you your daily dose
Loving me is not described as fun
But you bring me down when you diss conspiracy of one
It's a one way street but it takes 2 to ride the road
I broke the law, your face and the Highway Code
She walks by unaware of what your doing to her
She may be big and gay but she's a wolf and she's been through it
This has no conversational merit like you
You miss me, you diss me but you still live in that tree with him
(woah, woah)
Sarah's gone to fuck her brother, just like me and one another
Sarah's gone to fuck her brother, I can't believe it, nor can her mother!
The carcass of our love has been and gone
Concern yourself with me and not your phone
Families suck but you suck your family
I could just knock down your tree
AL CAPONE
How can I say I'm sorry about the way I was today
I'm not running away from anything or anyone, no way!
In my own special way I'm gonna meet you there again one day
And you'll be the one crying out for me again someday
While your with your friends
I'm wishing this is gonna end
Time is ticking by, and I really don't know why
You ever left with him at all makes me wanna punch the wall and scream
It was you all along
When I get home I'm gonna run in and pick up the phone
Got to feed the cats and give the dog a juicy bone
Gonna write a song about being on my own here all alone
And give it a stupid name with no relevance, like Al Capone
Cos I don't wanna feel left out
Give me a chance I will scream and shout
I'm not the one it was all about
That was you all along
ATHLIOMUS
Athliomus
Milked daily
Athliomus
My one and only
Take me over tonight
Show me what is right
Hold me back
Light my fire
Hold me back
Tickle my desire
Rage
Hatred
Death
Putrid
Sadness
Exceeding
No life
Forbidden
SPOT THE ESKIMO
E-S -K-I-M-O
Gonna run you down and K.O.
L-U-C-K-Y I don't need an alibi
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, I stand up and try to cry
S-P-O-T spot the Eskimo
Eskimos are gonna save you
God was one and he made you
Try and Spot the Eskimo
Round the corner I did go, bleeding balls I had to show
Doctor, Doctor will I die?
YES YOU BASTARD SAY GOODBYE!
I was in pain
You helped me get up again
I turned round to thank you, spot the Eskimo
He likes yellow
He don't need joints to get mellow
He is a jolly good fellow
Have you seen my friend? SPOT THE ESKIMO!
ROSIE
You said do you think I look good in this?
I don't think I've ever seen you look bad
Will you please smile for me again?
It takes me far away from the mad
We'll meet at the park at 4:30
I'll try with all my might
We'll mess around and get flirty
The weather will probably be shite but
Rosie you know your coming to get me out of this hellhole
You know
Why does it seem to be my best friend is my enemy
Role around in the ground with me
Will she turn up in this grey sky?
Chances are slim but the thought makes me feel fine
Couldn't see her and I started to cry
Shes walking over and I realise I'm right but
GRAPEFRUIT SUNDAE
I was watching with half an eye
I wasn't concentrating
Maybe I should've turned myself away
From the fit girl on the t.v.
She was ready to blow her top
She said I'm so frustrating
But I know I'll get it sorted
When that girl stops calling me ‘thing'
It's hard to say but I'm falling for you anyway
All your friends say I'm mean your dad thinks I'm far too keen
Waiting for the van to come and take me away
The men in the white jackets say your nothing but a ‘grapefruit sundae'
How do you know when to go what to do?
When to blow your car horn at me?
Say hello in the street
Pretend that everything's okay
It's not exactly fine but its better than drinking my mothers wine
Watching the movie please girl come back to me I'm far too lonely
What shall I say when I give it away
When I fuck up today when I give it away again
Try to understand that you're the one
Who's holding my hand
Lies are believed, babies are conceived
Down on my knees looking for a better life
Hope that tomorrow I'll find a way to sing you a passage
It goes a little something like this
IDLEWILD SONG
I had nowhere else to turn
I dunno when I will learn
the dumb things that I do
I dunno why they're all for you
(You're wasted, so wasted)
You don't think that I appreciate you
dunno why because I do
thoughts of affection love and attention
speak the truth
(You're wasted, so wasted)
We still, seem to, argue, and I know I'll always lose
I know I need to earn
cos money's something that I yearn
It's too bad it's what we need
and It's too bad it's based on greed
LAYGROUND
-(muddled in 2nd verse)-
today was the best day of my life
why do i say that every Thursday night?
today was the worst day of my life
why do i say that when things aren't quite right?
cuz...
we go to... our favourite..our favourite place ..its called the layground
we'd like to...to play there...to play and get..all ..all of our friends round
we hate it ...when people. when people can't make up their own sound
and its us ..who just can't...we just can't seem ...to ever do that.
but just as long as you don't do it for the fashion
(you gotta see it for yourself)
and just as long as if you do it with passion
it really doesn't matter to me.
MIGHT AS WELL BE CHEWING ON BROKEN GLASS
I'm falling to pieces, I'm tearing at the seems
I can't believe how much I used to sit in there and dream
I've wasted all my time, standing round in shitty lines
Just to hear those fateful words, come back some other time
I know I'm not quite civilised, I burp when necessary
I know you are ashamed of me, and wished you didn't know me
...I promised I'd come back, and show you that I'd changed
you made it way too hard, for me to show That I'd rearranged
I'm All tied up -Things in my head
They get in Knots and go round again
So pin me up - Against the wall
I'll Shit my pants and fall to the floor
I'll get sorted - My life I'll fight
Figure it out, this time I'll get it right
Black Magic Books - and Witchery
Do Anything to get on TV!
It is a shock when we find out, we're not our best, and we're all clapped out
OVERBOARD
What you doin' later? - Goin' Straight to the top
And I'm Fighting fire with fire - and i dunno how to stop
And i don't know why, And i don't know why...
but My body wants to RIOT, and i dunno how to stop
You just Wanna RIOT, and you dunno how to stop
My body wants to RIOT, and i dunno how to stop
We just Wanna RIOT, we're goin straight to the TOP.
It's Goin Over, It's Goin Over
It's Goin Over, goin Overboard
Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi !
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!
What you doin now? - Same as i was doin before
And i dunno how its goin - but its goin to the floor
And its goin down, its goin down, down
And its go-in down
goin' down
go-in down
It's go-in Down!
